49 Hilarious LDR Pranks to Play on Your Loved Ones

If you’re hunting for the best ldr pranks to pull on your partner (or even your long-distance best friend), you’re in the right place. We’ve rounded up 49 prank ideas that actually work long-distance. No need to be in the same room to pull these off! Whether you’re feeling playful, a little mischievous, or just bored out of your mind, these ldr pranks will help you stir things up from miles away.

Some are light and funny, others are downright savage. A few are surprisingly romantic, too. So pick your vibe, choose your target, and get ready to have some fun.

Just keep in mind: pranks can go sideways fast. What’s hilarious to you might be awkward, embarrassing, or even hurtful to someone else. Use common sense, know your audience, and always be ready for payback-because chances are, they’re already planning their revenge.

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49 Hilarious LDR Pranks

1. Ship glitter to their doorstep

Starting strong with pure chaos: ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com lets you anonymously mail someone a sealed envelope that explodes with glitter when opened. It’s harmless but incredibly annoying-which makes it perfect. They’ll be picking glitter out of their clothes (and carpet) for weeks, and you don’t even have to be in the same country to ruin their day. Just make sure they have a sense of humor… or a vacuum.

2. Send a never-ending singing card

This one’s evil in the best way. TheCardThatNeverEnds.com sells greeting cards that play an annoying sound on loop-nonstop-for up to three hours. And here’s the kicker: if they try to rip it open to make it stop, it explodes with glitter. It looks like a regular card, but once they open it, the chaos begins. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or random surprise attacks.

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3. Rickroll them with a glitter bomb

You thought the Rickroll was dead? Think again. This My Heart Skips A Beat glitter card plays “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat and dumps a handful of glitter on them if they try to rip up the card for good measure. It’s loud, sparkly, and aggressively loving in the most irritating way possible. Bonus points if they open it during a video call so you can witness the horror live.

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4. Hide a USB meowing cat sound in their room

Visiting soon? Leave behind a little surprise. This USB Cat Meow Prank randomly plays cat meows every 10-15 minutes when plugged in. No lights, no obvious sounds at first-just the growing suspicion that a cat is trapped in the walls. Plug it into the back of their TV, desktop, or game console right before you leave. Then wait for the texts that say, “Do you hear that?”

5. Mail them… a potato

Because nothing says “I’m thinking of you” like a raw, unwrapped Idaho potato showing up in their mailbox. MailaSpud.com lets you send an actual potato-with a custom message written on it-straight to their door. It’s weird, hilarious, and totally unexpected. No box. No explanation. Just a potato.

6. Sign them up for daily Cat Facts

Remember the old “Cat Facts” prank? It’s back-and now it’s automated. At CatFacts.co, you can anonymously sign someone up to receive daily cat trivia via text. It starts off innocent… but quickly gets annoying when they realize the facts just won’t stop. You can even add custom messages to really sell it. Perfect for anyone who’s mildly allergic to cats or just hates fun.

7. Send them an anonymous prank call

This one’s simple, quick, and endlessly satisfying. PrankCaller.io lets you send pre-recorded prank calls to their phone, and it even disguises your number. You pick the scenario-maybe it’s a creepy delivery guy, a fake job interview, or someone demanding they return a library book from 2003. Most of the pranks are weirdly convincing, which makes the reactions even better. Just don’t go overboard… or do.

8. Mail them… a literal brick

Yes, an actual brick. FunkyDelivery.com lets you anonymously send a single brick to someone’s doorstep-with a message written on it. No box, no context, just a solid, heavy “what the heck is this” moment. It’s absurd, pointless, and strangely satisfying. Great for confusing your LDR partner or friend without crossing the line into total chaos.

9. Send a slice of pie through the mail

Because why not? This Pumpkin Pie Postcard is exactly what it sounds like-a slice of actual pumpkin pie slapped with postage and sent through the mail like it’s totally normal. No box, no plate, just pie with a stamp on it. It’s gross, confusing, and weirdly brilliant. Works best if your LDR person checks their own mail. Bonus if they text you a picture with the caption, “Why?”

10. Replace their toothpaste with Oreos

If you’re visiting and want to leave a surprise that hits them first thing in the morning, this one’s gold. The classic “Oreo toothpaste” prank involves scooping out the toothpaste and replacing it with crushed-up Oreos. Same texture, same color-completely different experience. They’ll think their toothpaste’s gone bad or that something’s seriously wrong with their mouth. Subtle, messy, and kind of delicious.

11. Send them a bag of edible rocks

Not everything has to be chaotic. These edible seaside candy rocks look exactly like tiny pebbles or aquarium gravel, but they’re totally edible. Mail them with a note like, “Here’s a bag of rocks, since you miss the beach so much,” or leave them in a jar labeled “Emergency Snack Gravel.” It’s just confusing enough to make them hesitate before popping one in their mouth-and that’s the fun part.

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12. Mail them money… then tell them it’s edible

Nothing grabs someone’s attention like cold, hard cash. So send them a few of these realistic edible $100 bills and let them think you finally caved and spoiled them. Then, after the excitement hits… break the news: it’s frosting paper. Completely edible. Totally worthless. You just punked them with dessert money. Keep it light though-some people really like money.

13. Send them the world’s most frustrating puzzle

This one looks innocent—until they open the box. This Prank Micro Jigsaw Puzzle comes with 300+ microscopic pieces that form a picture of… absolutely nothing helpful. It’s blurry, vague, and wildly annoying. The best part? The box shows a beautiful, detailed image that has nothing to do with the actual puzzle inside. It’s perfect for LDR partners who love a challenge—or think they do.

14. Make them a fake DIY self-tanning kit

This one’s a DIY prank with serious potential. Inspired by this tutorial, you pack up a “deluxe self-tanning kit” that includes stuff like Cheetos, instant coffee, and a sponge-with instructions that make it sound legit. The goal? Get them to question everything. Is this real? Are you serious? Should they actually try it? (Please no.) It’s low effort, high confusion, and hilarious when done right.

15. Send them a can of dehydrated water

It’s exactly what it sounds like-and also not at all. This dehydrated water gag gift comes in a legit-looking can and claims to be an “essential survival item.” The directions? Just add water. It’s the kind of dumb, dry humor that lands perfectly if your person loves sarcastic gifts or science jokes. Bonus if they actually open it expecting… something.

16. Send them a mini boxing set for stress relief (or rage)

If your LDR partner has a short fuse-or just needs something to punch when you’re being extra-this Desktop Boxing kit is perfect. It’s tiny, silly, and comes with a mini punching bag and little gloves for jabbing away the stress. Great for poking fun at their temper or helping them “work out” their frustration… probably caused by you.

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17. Give them bacon lip balm and act like it’s a real gift

Nothing says “I care” like a tube of bacon-flavored lip balm. Wrap it nicely, add a sweet note, and pretend it’s some fancy, artisanal lip treatment. Then sit back and wait for the text that says, “Why does my mouth taste like breakfast meat?” It’s greasy, weird, and unforgettable-just like any good prank should be.

18. Send them a bag of coal… that’s actually chocolate

Perfect for the LDR partner who’s been “a little difficult” this year. This Palmer’s Coal Chocolate looks exactly like a bag of punishment-but it’s actually just sweet, creamy milk chocolate inside. You can mail it with a note like “You’ve been warned,” or “This is what you get for ignoring my texts.” It’s petty, playful, and they can’t even be mad… because chocolate.

19. Mail them emergency underpants

Long-distance means you can’t always help when disaster strikes… like, say, an “accident.” That’s where these Emergency Underpants come in. They come sealed in a serious-looking tin and look like a legit survival item. Drop one in the mail with a note that says, “Since I can’t be there to help… here’s the next best thing.” It’s weird, awkward, and just the kind of LDR prank that makes them wonder why they ever trusted you with their address.

20. Send them Memory Mints… for their “senior moments”

Perfect for the partner who always forgets to text back. These Memory Mints for Senior Moments look like a real product, complete with an old-school pill-style tin. Pop them in a care package with a note like, “For when you forget what I look like” or “Take one every time you forget to call me.” It’s petty, passive-aggressive, and absolutely hilarious from a safe, long-distance range.

21. Send them a box that literally does nothing

This Useless Box is exactly what it sounds like. You flip the switch… and a tiny arm pops out to turn it right back off. That’s it. That’s the whole product. Which makes it perfect as an LDR prank gift. Mail it with a note that says, “Just like our arguments-endless and pointless,” or “Here’s a little box that matches your commitment to doing chores.” It’s dumb, addictive, and surprisingly hard to stop messing with.

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22. Send them a bag of dragon farts

Yes, you can actually mail someone a bag of Dragon Farts-and yes, it’s edible. It’s spicy cinnamon cotton candy with a label that proudly says “DRAGON FARTS” in big bold letters. Drop it in the mail with zero context or add a note like, “This is what you smell like through FaceTime.” It’s sweet, weird, and just dumb enough to make them laugh… and question their life choices.

23. Mail them some chill pills

Long-distance can come with drama, overthinking, and the occasional meltdown. So why not send a DIY bottle of Chill Pills filled with candy, mints, or whatever makes them smile? Slap on a fake label with directions like, “Take one when you start spiraling,” or “Dosage increases when I’m not texting back fast enough.” It’s a playful jab at those LDR moments-and way better than sending actual advice.

24. Snore Stopperz: for the snoring

Just because you can’t hear them snore from a thousand miles away doesn’t mean you’ve forgotten how bad it was. These Snore Stopperz Gag Gift Tags let you slap a hilarious label on a bag of marshmallows, cotton balls, or anything squishy-and gift it like you’re helping them solve the problem. Bonus points if you include a note that says, “Until I can smother you in person.” It’s petty, passive, and perfect for the LDR sleep-deprived.

25. Pretend your tongue is falling off on camera

This one’s all about shock value-and perfect for a video call. Grab a realistic fake tongue and act like you bit yours or something feels weird. Then casually pull out the fake tongue like it’s coming loose and just… let it fall out of your mouth. Pause for dramatic effect. Watch their face shift from concern to horror. It’s bizarre, hilarious, and only takes a few seconds to pull off. Works best if you play it totally serious-like you genuinely need help and they’re too far away to do anything.

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26. Send them a pizza… that’s actually socks

This Rainbow Socks Pizza Box looks exactly like a takeout pizza, right down to the greasy cardboard box. But inside? Folded, color-coordinated socks designed to look like pepperoni, Hawaiian, or veggie slices. Ship it without a warning and wait for the “Why did you send me cold pizza?” text. It’s harmless, cozy, and confusing enough to make them double-check the return address.

27. Trick them with sushi that isn’t sushi

These AGRIMONY Sushi Socks come rolled up to look just like fancy pieces of salmon, tamago, or butterfish sushi-and they’re packaged like the real deal too. Send them to your LDR partner with a note that says, “Since I can’t take you out for sushi… here’s some takeout you won’t forget.” They’ll open the box expecting dinner and find socks instead. Confusion: achieved. Disappointment: optional.

29. Fake a prank and do absolutely nothing

Sometimes the best prank is… no prank at all. Tell your LDR partner you’re planning something today. Maybe send a vague, creepy message like, “Hope you’re ready” or “You’ll know when it hits.” Then? Do nothing. Just go about your day like normal. They’ll spend hours on edge, overanalyzing every notification and wondering when the prank is coming. It’s subtle, cruel, and 100 percent effective-because anticipation is the real torture.

30. Pretend you got a tattoo

If your partner’s the type to freak out (in a good or bad way), this one’s gold. Tell them you finally did it-you got a tattoo in their honor. Then show off what looks like a fresh tattoo of their face, their name, or something equally wild. You can order a custom temporary tattoo online or DIY it with makeup if you’re crafty. The more dramatic you act about how “serious” it is, the better. Let them spiral a bit before breaking the news: it washes off.

31. Replace yourself with a grow-your-own partner

Need a day off from being the ideal long-distance partner? Send them a Grow a Boyfriend or Girlfriend (you can find these pretty much anywhere online) and tell them you’re officially taking the day off-this little guy or girl will be handling your duties now. Don’t text, don’t call, don’t even like their posts. Just let them stew with their new inflatable companion. Then, at the end of the day, reward their patience with a real gift or sweet message. It’s weird, petty, and strangely romantic if you squint.

32. Worlds Largest Coffee cup

Buy this baby and DIY it with some sharpies with the words or quote of your choice and send it to your partner. Make them open the package when you skype so you can see their reaction when they get this GIANT cup.

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33. Send them a life-sized cuddle replacement

These boyfriend pillows and girlfriend pillows are absolutely ridiculous-which makes them perfect. Send one to your partner with a note that says, “Since I can’t be there to hold you tonight, here’s the next best thing.” It’s creepy, hilarious, and almost guaranteed to end up in a corner of their room where it will haunt them forever. Bonus: now they’re the one spooning someone else.

34. Send them doughnuts… with a secret

Everyone loves getting surprise treats in the mail-until they bite into one and realize it’s not what they thought. Take a box of cream-filled doughnuts, carefully remove the filling, and swap it with mayonnaise. Repackage them like a sweet surprise and ship them off with love. They’ll take one bite and instantly regret trusting you. Bonus if you act offended when they tell you how “weird” they tasted. Just make sure your revenge plan is solid-because this one will come back to haunt you.

35. Swap their gum with Play-Doh

This one’s sneaky and savage. Grab a pack of stick gum-something like Juicy Fruit or 5 Gum-unwrap each piece, and replace it with a perfectly shaped slice of Play-Doh. Rewrap the pieces carefully and slide them right back into the pack like nothing ever happened. Tuck it into a care package with no warning and wait. The texture alone will ruin their day. Evil? Yes. But also… kind of genius.

36. Dangle fake gossip and leave them hanging

Got a friend or partner who lives for drama? Hit them with the ultimate tease. Text: “OMG I’m really not supposed to tell you this, but I just found out something MAJOR and I need to spill the beans. Promise not to tell anyone?” Then immediately follow it with, “Oops-wrong person!” And go totally silent. Don’t explain. Don’t respond. Just let them spiral all day trying to figure out what it was. Stretch it as long as you can before you finally admit it was a prank. It’s psychological warfare at its finest.

37. Pretend to cut all your hair off on video chat

This one’s pure gold if your partner loves your hair (or is a little too opinionated about it). Get some clip-in hair extensions that match your color and style. Then hop on Skype or Zoom and casually say, “I think I’m gonna cut it all off today.” Play it cool-or even better, get them to dare you to do it. When the moment comes, grab the scissors, cut the extension in full view, then freak out like you instantly regret it. Watch the panic set in before you reveal the truth. This one’s dramatic, hilarious, and hands down one of the best LDR pranks you can pull.

38. Shock them with a hideous hair color

If your partner’s picky about your hair, this one’s for you. Grab some temporary hair dye or a wig in a color you know they’d hate-think neon green, bright orange, or something wildly unflattering. Hop on video chat like it’s no big deal and act super confident about your “new look.” Bonus points if you say, “I think I’m gonna keep it long-term.” Watch them try to stay supportive while slowly dying inside. The more serious you act, the better the reaction. Reveal it’s fake before they start mentally planning an intervention.

39. Schedule a fake delivery in their name

Order nothing-but tell your partner you sent them something huge and it should arrive “today.” Say you hope they’ll be home to sign for it. Let them wait by the window, check tracking numbers that don’t exist, and slowly spiral until they realize there’s… nothing coming. Follow up with, “Hope you enjoyed your gift of anticipation.”

40. Send them a voice message… that’s just heavy breathing

Record a 30-second voice note and say nothing-just quiet, weird breathing like you’re hiding under a bed somewhere. Send it without context and go totally silent afterward. If they call or text, respond with, “What message?” The longer you drag it out, the better.

41. Send them a QR code… to something totally dumb

Make a big deal out of how you made them something special-then send them a printed QR code. When they scan it? It leads to a rickroll, a rubber duck video, or a YouTube tutorial on how to boil water. Bonus if you laminate it like it’s a VIP pass.

42. Send a tiny surprise with a really dramatic message

Mail them something super small-like a single Tic Tac, a sticker, or a single puzzle piece-with a note that says, “This will make everything make sense.” Say nothing else. Let them overthink it for days before you finally admit it’s a prank.

43. Mute yourself on a video call and pretend you’re lagging

Start talking, then suddenly stop mid-sentence and sit completely still. After a few seconds, start moving your mouth without making any sound. If they think the call froze, perfect. If they start yelling, even better. Bonus points if you do it more than once and act confused when they bring it up.

44. Create a fake “relationship rule” and act serious about it

Tell them you’ve read a study that says long-distance couples should blink in sync during calls, or text in haiku once a week to stay emotionally aligned. Deliver it with total confidence and act offended when they laugh. Keep it going as long as you can.

45. Gift them a totally fake subscription box

Make up a fake subscription service like “Mildly Cursed Crystals” or “Monthly Socks That Don’t Match.” Design a card or certificate, mail it in a box, and act like it’s a sweet romantic gesture. Every time they ask about it, add more weird fake details.

46. Use a voice changer on your next call

Download a free voice changer app and join your next video or phone call sounding like a robot, a chipmunk, or a dramatic villain. Don’t acknowledge it. Just have a full, serious conversation like everything’s normal. See how long they last before breaking.

47. Change your name in their phone to something ridiculous

Ask to borrow their phone for something when you’re visiting-or figure out another way to do it-and change your contact name to “Daddy Long Legs” or “CEO of Cuddles.” Then text them normally and wait for the confused screenshot to appear. Works great if they’re out in public.

48. Replace one letter in every text you send them

Start texting them like normal-but replace one letter in every message with a completely wrong one. Not enough to make it unreadable just enough to be deeply annoying. When they finally call you out on it, say, “What are you talking about?” and keep going.

49. Mail them a mystery item with no explanation

Order something super random and vaguely concerning-like a single rubber glove, a plastic fork, or a baby doll sock and mail it in a plain envelope. No return address. No note. Then act shocked when they tell you. “Weird… who would do that?”

There you have it-ldr pranks that range from cute and clever to mildly evil. Whether you’re trying to make your partner laugh, keep things interesting, or just remind them who they’re dating, these long-distance tricks are perfect for spicing things up from afar.

Just remember: the best ldr pranks are the ones that leave your partner laughing, not questioning the relationship. Know their limits, have fun with it, and maybe sleep with one eye open-because payback’s probably coming.

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